Well, I could really make the most of the warm rays of sunshine to be pampered by 2 slaves outside. One as a bench, one for the foot massage. While smoking a cigarette and enjoying a glass of champagne, my bench may feel the weight of his mistress and serves me well as an ashtray with his hand. The object at my feet can enjoy wonderful, sweaty feet from my worn rubber boots. What more could I want to have a good time?